Thaksin Shinawatra

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Thaksin Shinawatra is the current prime minister of Thailand. Noone knows about his Birthdate. Some Folklore tell He's born from the Hell at Diablo Level. He has various nicknames such as "Maaw" "Takky" "Ai Liam".

Unique Feature

• His outstanding feature is his square face.(หน้าเหลี่ยม)
• He is the Leader of Maew Troops.(หัวหน้าเผ่าแม้ว)
• He is the first prime minister in the world to be in the reality show,The Backstage Show.

Life&Family

He has 2 wives(อ้อใหญ่และอ้อน้อย) and 3 children.

• The eldest is Mr. Pantongtae Shinawatra. Some people believe he's born to be gay.
• The second one is Miss Paetongtarn Shinawatra.
• The youngest one, also seems to be his favorite child, is Miss Pintongta Shinawatra.

Friends

His best friend is Mr. Sondhi Limthongkul. He has a cutie dog name Nevin Chitchop.

Currently, Thaksin is the Head of Neo-Shocker in Thailand.

Thaksin's Universal Rules(Like Asimov novel "I Robot")

• Thaksin always right.
• If Thaksin does something wrong, read the first rule again.

His Memorable Quote

• UN (United Nations) is not my Father.(ยูเอ็นไม่ใช่พ่อ)
• Jone-Tai-Jone-Kra-Jork.(โจรใต้โจรกระจอก)
• Mua-Tae-Mong-Pai-Banhan-Jamsai.(มัวแต่มองป้ายบรรหาร-แจ่มใส)
• The province that chose us to be their government, we will help them first.
• I have a lot of money so people are envy of me.--Thaksin's respond to the press after being questioned about selling Shin Corp stocks to Singapore.(มันเห็นเงินเยอะ พวกมันเลยอยากได้น่ะสิ)